Camel Tongue

(N) A tongue found between a camel toe.

I was so pissed to find my roomate in a camel tongue with my girlfriend.

by Austin Pealy February 19, 2007

camel kick

when your fucking a girl and you pile drive her backwards, then when your about to cum you lift your leg and kick her in the vagina

dude, that girl you were with last night is in a wheelchair because you camel kicked her. yeah, it was awesome.

by STIFFY GIFFY September 23, 2010

lake camelot

boring ass little subdivision in illinois surrounded by cornfields like 20 minutes away from pekin and about 15 minutes away from peoria...

most kids have no life and are either at the pool or beach all day or are vandalising shit and doing drugs...

*one of the kids that vandalise shit and doing drugs is currently in rehab...woo baby...

this little town thing mainly consists of old people, rich people, and above average newly started families...

the little gas station on the outskirts of l.c. has a rule dumbass rule in which yew have to 18 to buy a fucking energy drink which pisses all of the kids that vadalise shit and do drugs off insanely fucking bad...

everyone who lives here are very nosey and bitchy and always craving toknow everyones buisness and calling the cops on anyone and everyone that has done something bad or something that those nosey people think is wrong...

many lawsuits are formed against people for dumbass reasons so beware...

my family hasbeen in 3...

2 of which were caused by me sickingmy dogs on annoying hell peopleand the other cuz me and my friend, "wolfey", started shit with my neighbor by calling her a slut because she tried to sleep with my dad while he was on holiday right before he went to iraq...

then she started telling everyone at CAT the im a duggie, my sister is a whore, and my grandpa was a pervert...

it eventually got down tomy dad and grandma since they work at CAT too and just laughed histerically cuz she didnt have the guts to say that to my face...

never move to lake camelot...
it is the rich version of a hick town...

by k. kutthroat June 18, 2008

Camel Foot

When a woman is so fat that her crotch hangs through her pants, causing a multi-layered folded area of crotchy-folds.

Effects at maximum when under Yoga pants.

Sarah Palin in 30 years will most likely have the largest Camel Foot known to mankind.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011

camel bath

What male Chaldeans do instead of showering. Because they stink like shit being a dirtass Iraqi, they see fit to douse themselves in shitty cologne to cover their horrid BO. Especially the really fat ones that mouth breathe and sweat profusely. The reason why camels use electric candles in their churches is because all of the grease in their hair and the cologne they wear would ignite if real candles were used. This goes back to the definition of a camel (chaldean). They constantly commit tax fraud with the government. This allows a little more money at the moment, but in the long run, they won't survive. Survival of the fittest, and they won't! FACTS: 1. They don't go to college. 2. They inbreed. 3. Dearborn is not Detroit. 4. They can't fight because they are pussies, and get their shit rocked when the first punch hits their big fucking nose.

Typical mocknooth camels (chaldeans) take camel baths. AIRDYGOKBAH!

by livco July 30, 2006

camel toe jam

the sticky old bits and pieces at the end of a womens period and stinks like an old rusty coin.

oh dear i've got camel toe jam again...

by Goldos February 23, 2008

camel walk

A camel walk is a hazing ritual for sororities that is equivalent to the elephant walk. It is done by stripping down a group of female pledges, forming a circle, and having each girl insert one hand into the vagina of the girl in front of her. The girls then walk around in a circle.

Doyle: Dude, me and tommy broke into a sorority last night and totally caught them camel walking!
Gregg: What the Fuck?!?! Why didn't you guys call me? Did you at least take pictures?

by USS Doyle April 4, 2009