cum blanket

towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken

dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket

by 5ki11i0nz0r February 15, 2004

Cum budgie

A slang term for a woman (from the slang "bird") who occasionally relents (or "budges") from an otherwise consistent position against ejaculation in the mouth and/or swallowing.

Rachel Riley was embarrassed for Jimmy Carr's mother when "cum budgie" appeared on the board.

by bityz November 3, 2018

cum cookie

When a group of males get together and all proceed to masterbate and blow their loads onto a cookie. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie. Can be also done in a tournement like fashion.

When we played cum cookie Jim blew last and had to eat the cookie.

by Matt Cheese August 31, 2006

cum gargle

Just as it sounds. Extra points when it runs down the sides of your mouth while you smile and say "ahhhhh".

I took him long and deep until he came in my mouth. I kept it there, met his eyes with mine, cum gargled and he actually came again.

by Kate Charlton December 12, 2007

sad cum

Rubbing one out when you're extremely sad, so the sweet release of ejaculate makes you feel a tad better

Person 1: waaaaah waaaah waaaah waaahh
Person 2: Have a sad cum bb!

by leon2000 October 25, 2014

dry cum

A male dry orgasm. When a guy comes but doesn't ejaculate.

I did a threesome with my girl and her friend. I fucked so many times that the last time I orgasmed it was a dry cum.

by Chenzo Maxima April 22, 2008

Cum-Dump

Cum-dump is a common term for a true slut. This kind of woman insists on having as many men cum in her mouth, pussy AND asshole as possible. She begs for it and insists that no rubbers be used. She enjoys being called and treated like a total whore.

Kathy is a true cum-dump. Over the weekend over 15 different men came in all three of her slutty holes. She kept scooping cum from her pussy and ass and wiping it on her face and licking her fingers

by btld August 17, 2007