Cramtastic

Cramtastic. When cramming for a test, quiz, or exam really pays off in the end.

I SCORED A 99 ON MY FINAL!

THAT'S CRAMTASTIC DUUUUUDE!

by Teh Poptart Kid December 2, 2010

Craptalog

A catalog consisting mostly or entirely of junk/crap items.

Got the Dell Computer craptalog in the mail today.

by Craptologist March 2, 2011

craptask

Noun: a task that is done other than pooping whilst on he toilet, such as reading the newspaper.
Verb: to do a task other than defecate whilst on the toilet.

N: dude, I'm so slammed for homework!

Just do it on the toilet dude, its a craptask.
V: In order to make better use of my time, I'm going to craptask by doing my homework on the toilet.
V2: Dude what is taking you so long?!

Chill, bro, I'm craptasking. ill be out in an hour.

by laxmonster March 28, 2011

Craptaclism

A hopeless situation in which all systems are fubar and admistrators ass is bright red and in pain. 2011 (n.)

(Syn.) Ass-rape, Xiotech

(Origin) From Late American slang crap, "defecate" 1846 (v.)and "things cast off or discarded" 1898 (n.) here creatively merged with "cataclysm" from Gk. kataklysmos whose "principal sense is "down," but with occasional senses of "against" or "wrongly." 1855 (n.)

A simple single XIOTech disk failure at 3AM became a total craptaclism because their script looped infinitely.

by shdighan March 30, 2011

Craptate

Verb

To craptate: when something starts being really good and ends being a complete piece of crap.

They have craptated Falling Skies (a TV Show).

by pirri October 18, 2011

CraptD

A person who pontificates on subjects he knows nothing about. This is someone who usually is full of shit.

CraptD proliferates the antinuclear blogs with the notion he helps the Japanese. In reality, he is either a juvenile troll or an old man with nothing better to do.

by Helen Scaldicrotch January 3, 2012

Craptastic

Something or someone that is a little bit crappy and a little bit fantastic.

I had the most craptastic day yesterday, everything was going crappy then the most fantastic thing happened.

by SD Beauty Gal January 6, 2012