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Covid Chunk 

Covid Chunk (n): the weight you gained during quarantine from the bread you been baking to keep yourself sane.
Since I've started baking bread during quarantine, my jeans are much tighter. Must be COVID chunk.
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Covid Simp 

Someone who simps for Covid-19 by making it easy for the virus to get what it wants
“Dude who’d you call a Covid simp?”
Ron DeSantis
Covid Simp by Sanjopla September 25, 2020

covid slut 

Damo: Last night I fucked that street whore for a half hour straight!
Richie: Yeah your a real covid slut.
covid slut by Dracophile September 26, 2020

covid hoard 

Noun. The bunch of food, water and stuff that doesnt go bad and paper products that you hoarded so that your ready for a shut down... oh sorry bro excuse my covid hoard... last time I went to the store I could only get 1 pack of water but I got a shit ton of cereal and chips.
Yo dont worry about my covid hoard in the side room. I dont wanna run out of cereal or water again!
covid hoard by Jokester72 September 26, 2020

Covid jumping 

Travelling from place to place in order to outrun infection hot spots or government lockdowns.
Is Laura around?
No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.
Covid jumping by Shuaman September 27, 2020

Covid's Metamorphoses 

An epic poem, waiting to be written.
Chronicling the transformations of the world, from its creation to its breakdown, due to the coronavirus and the self-deification a Julius Caesar wannabe, Covid's Metamorphoses will be read in the 22nd Century as a charming fable of humanity as it once was.