closet camper

Someone who is so gay wears high heals talks gay and still try's to say they not gay even when friends ask them

You are a closet camper Adrian. Just come out all ready we know you are gay

by Cullum21 March 8, 2017

closet hetero

someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer

I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them

by tory borty May 9, 2013

Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.

Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:

by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020

Closeted Homo

We don't discriminate. However, those who insist they are not homo, are usually closeted homosexuals. People who act homo, either are REALLY HOMO, or who know by heart they're not insecure about their sexuality.

Me: Hey Thomas! Wanna listen to the gay ass music.
Thomas: Nah that shit is gay aswell.
Me: You're definetly a closeted homo

by reacts4u May 9, 2024

Vibe closet

A place where Redditch district explorers flock to on camps. A 5x5x5ft space (or a fire escape) where we fit 20 people in at once with two speakers. You will lose your voice and ur mind

Person 1: vibe closet?
Person 2: it's either that or the fire escape
Person 3-20 collectively: yes.

by GD03UHK February 10, 2020

closeted

you.

you are so closeted.

by wilder242 August 9, 2022

Closet Escaper

Person who successfully accepted that they're gay or successfully escaped Narnia.

Did you hear about Colton? He's finally came out! He's a closet escaper!

by Cheeseburger69 March 18, 2016