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dance yrself clean 

A call to action at the end of a night of partying. You dance out all the things that might have gone wrong or right. Mistakes you made, dumb things you said, woes and joys of the night and your greater life in general. You stop what you're doing, grab your friends, and fucking dance like its the last night on earth for this one last song of the night.

You must use the LCD Soundsystem song of the same name (dance yrself clean) and crank it loud as fuck. Assemble people throughout the entire intro and jump and go crazy when the beat drops.
James: I'm fucking over my major man, why did I ever think I should study accounting this can't be my life...

Joseph: That sucks man. You remember how I told you I'm in love with jessica? She's fucking this shitty ass dude right now...
James: Fuck, I'm sorry dude. You need to dance yrself clean asap.
Amelia: dam y'all that shits heavy. Only one thing to do. Lets dance ourselves clean!
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Hey have you herd of Mr. Clean
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I WANT TO FUCK HIM
Mr. Clean by mr. cleanlover44 February 22, 2019
That one video on pornhub where the bald guy puts his entire head inside the girl's vagina.
"i love Mr. Clean so much"
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ridin' clean 

drive a car or truck with nice rims
This is popular use in the Memphis Area
That nigga Leroy is ridin' clean with his 20 inch rims
ridin' clean by Eric Barimah July 2, 2006

Good Clean Girl 

A slut/hoe that will do anything you want. They are open to new experiences.A nice way of calling a girl a hoe without here noticing it.
All those good clean girls at the Strip Club were shaking their ass for tips.
Good Clean Girl by Justin Slayer February 18, 2007

Katrina Clean-up 

Describes the use of a towel or another bathroom accessory to clean one's buttocks in the aftermath of a Louisiana Squish.
I hate her so much I did a full blown Katrina Clean-up on that bitch.
The dirt is wipe half cleaned and only in the middle. Not cleaned to standards of Mom.
I cleaned my room means there is a path to the bed. This an example of boy cleaned.
boy clean by boy's Mom April 10, 2012