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Milk the Carrot

When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.
Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"
by Con con July 22, 2017
mugGet the Milk the Carrotmug.

Carrot Money

Exactly twenty $20 bills totaling $400.
It took 39 deliveries to get carrot money from my favorite stores.
by istateceo85 November 13, 2024
mugGet the Carrot Moneymug.

nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
by Renew is gay February 4, 2020
mugGet the nigga carrotmug.

Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?
by StrawberryRedd September 11, 2012
mugGet the Carrot positionmug.

crazy carrot

A common word for describing extremely based Discord server moderators.
Person 1: So I joined the server and the mod is such a crazy carrot
Person 2: I felt that bro
by Niltrix June 1, 2022
mugGet the crazy carrotmug.
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<.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Carrot style

Carrot style is when 2 or Moreno red-heads have sex, while also using, but not needing to, a carrot as a dildo. This type of sex is common with gingers, but using ginger will only sting.
E.g. “ Bro, did you watch that PornHub link to a my sister and me’s carrot style?? It’a some top shit!”
by Johnny b Goode 24 November 17, 2017
mugGet the Carrot stylemug.

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