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Sussy Bridge

Where Blake Clum, Mason “Redneck” Hutchinson, Mathias King, and Nate Hefner found suspicious creatures and went on a monster hunt.
Wow, that girl looks like she belongs at sussy bridge
by JamesJeremiah May 26, 2022
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Bridge Dweller

A guy who lives with his mom and pays girls with meth for sex. If not at home with mom he is getting high under the bridge in Stockton.
That Bridge Dweller likes Tammy and Tammy likes meth.
by Everybody but U May 14, 2023
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Bridge Hoe

A person you talk to in text or chat that you have no intention of going out with. Just to fill the gap until you find your next date.
Jason used Ann as a bridge Hoe until he met his girl Katie.
by Wetrugs January 27, 2021
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Bridge

The space between the genitals and butthole. Otherwise known as the taint, choda, gooch…
Lick my bridge!
by Flump September 20, 2022
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Bridge Day

Bridge Day is a holiday held on the 6th of April. It is a national celebration held for the people of Glasgow, Scotland. First originating in 2024, Bridge day highlights the dedication and work of Sgt. Josh Oswald and Lt. Luke Dunseath fighting on the bridge of Clarkston religiously since May of 2020.
"Yo bro you celebrating bridge day this year?"
"Hell yeah dude, it's freakin' bridge day... why wouldn't I be?!"
by JoshThaRipper April 6, 2024
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Dickert's Bridge

Dickert's Bridge is a literary theorem that posits if a protagonist steps onto a rickety wooden bridge suspended over a chasm, it will fall. This led to the invention of the term "foreshadowing".

Chekhov was a hack.

Bridges are older than guns.
The first Shrek movie has an excellent example of Dickert's Bridge in action.
by SwagXMcNasty August 14, 2025
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Howard Frankland Bridge

The Howard Frankland bridge spans Old Tampa Bay between the cities of Tampa and St Petersburg Florida along I-275. It was first designed in the late 1950s by Russian engineers through a Soviet-American engineer exchange program which also saw the development of the St Petersburg Russia metro system by American engineers.

It was immediately apparent however that the Soviet engineers did not understand the concept of traffic, or of automobiles in general as it was immediately snarled by poorly designed intersections and safety features which although advanced for the USSR were at least 50 years behind western standards at that time.

Out of shame most of the engineers working on the design of the bridge were sent to the gulags and the head engineer was tried and summarily shot. For this action the mayors of both St Petersburg and Tampa sent thank you letters to Russian officials, but this Soviet justice did little to alleviate the suffering of Bay Area residents which continues unabated to this day. Traffic continues to flow inefficiently leading into Tampa as the road narrows from 4 northbound lanes down to two as it passes the Westshore intersection also known as soul crushing alley.
There have been plans throughout the bridges history to alleviate the congestion through a complete redesign, but adhering to its policy of not doing anything useful ever, the Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) is not taking action either now or in the immediate future.
Traffic was heavy on the Howard Frankland Bridge today as usual.
by Badger1848 June 1, 2018
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