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michael baker

GANGSTER : Real as fuck , honest, very trustworthy ,pothead ,functiong addict discombobulated, high conceieted , knuckle head, hard worker. over achiever,good looking , extremist at what ever he enjoys doing in life professional fisherman ,Atheists loyal to family and friends nomatterwhat ,drugdealer / middle man ,Hustler ,Jack of all trades ,entrepreneurs , self employed ,respected, hated by most intimidated and feared by fake ass lames ,or fakes &snakes one who has completely zero tolernce for disrespectful behavior ,positive ,happy angry , irate , short fused, good fighter very observant ,cocky, sarcastic well mannered respectful computer and amdroid savy ,crackback ,repeated felon , no regard for public health and safety profesional cleaner profesional landscaper ,very competitive, straight , no homo, agressor, violent great work ethnic, instigator , badass, high anxiety fast learner, open minded , tweeker , early riser determined , very egotistical , optimistic , skeptical ,down as fuck , street smart ,savage as fuck ,nice ,friendly off tha hook
michael baker hes a good guy very trustworthy the other day i left all my shit in the room i came back it wasnt touched .
by crackback May 10, 2019
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Kelly Bakeer

"Kelly Bakeer" or "Kel" is a nickname I made up when I was doing calls with randoms on the app called "Houseparty" in 2019. They would ask me who I was and I just thought of Kelly Bakeer. There's literally no reason why I picked "Kelly Bakeer", it just sounded cool to me. So I ended up sticking with the name because it sounded better than my real name "Tim" lol.
Girl: Isn't "Kelly Bakeer" a girl name?

Male: no, get your facts straight.
by Kelly Bakeer August 31, 2020
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Pastriez Bakery

a cafe "game" in roblox where the workers are 8 years old and have bad grammar
Guy: hey man, wanna play Pastriez Bakery?
Me: no thanks I'd rather touch some grass
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karina marie baker

a girl who is totally amazing, funny, easy to talk to, and unique in all ways!
wow, that girl is such a karina marie baker
by kay4evva September 25, 2011
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Baker's fag

Someone who is really, REALLY gay. I mean so gay you couldn't put him out with a bucket of water. The name is derived from a 'baker's dozen', getting 13 items for the price of 12. A 'baker's fag' will suck 13 dicks for the price of 12.
"Dude, Will is so friggin gay. I mean, he's a baker's fag. He'd suck 13 cocks for the price of 12.
by cagedape May 29, 2009
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Pump yo brakes

I was playing with my buddies guinea pigs and one started biting me, so I said 'pump yo brakes guinea pig'
by C-MUNN July 15, 2010
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Pump ya homo brakes

Whenever a straight person stops themself in the mist of a gay act or statement.
Matt: He has a nice body, look at how his skin glows under the moon light

Jacob:Dude! pump ya homo brakes
by jacob&matt got jokes August 11, 2010
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