one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.

Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!

by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006

Booger

stuff in your nose that grose people eat!!

oh that person is eating a booger!

by Booooogar April 18, 2003

Cunt Booger

The blood from a woman's vagina during her period that forms and crusts together to make a solid brown chunk of thick consistency.

In the middle of changing into her swimming suit, Talia surprisingly looked down to see a cunt booger stuck to her underwear.

by 908Projectile July 8, 2009

booger art

Small sculptures and wall pastings made from snot.

In the mens bathroom stall I saw booger art depicting a smiley face.

by Jim Gray November 7, 2007

Booger Noggin

To hack a lugie on a man's penis in order to lubricate before giving him head.

In some porno fims you'll see a female giving "head" or "noggin" and then stops to spit a huge lugie on the penis to make it more lubricated, hence the name "booger noggin."

My Dog can give better booger noggins than you!!

by Miss Jones January 7, 2008

Boogeyman Island

A wonderous place in the south pacific that has many boogeymonsters and little boys for them to molest and possibly eat them after the molesting.

The boogeymonster molested victor at boogeyman island, but did not eat him. This was not the first time this happened.

by boogeymonster5000 July 13, 2009

booger paper

when you run out of tissue to blow your nose so you use a piece of paper. preferably lined. hence booger paper.

Bob: Shit we're out of klenex!
John: Its okay man just use some paper.
Tim: Haha. You mean booger paper :)

by urbandictionary_user_since2009 January 23, 2010