motion blocker

someone who is being a hater and wants you to have 0 fun, just someone who doesn’t think you only live once is a thing

jay: are you going to that party this saturday? all of our friends are gonna be there
me: nah bro my mom is being a motion blocker and said I can’t go now I have nothing to do

by brospittin November 23, 2021

Soc Blocked

When someone of the opposite sex blocks you on social media

She just Soc Blocked you dude

by JonSturtz23 February 11, 2022

Glock Blocked

If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.

I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.

by L0VEQU1NN April 14, 2022

Hater Blockers

Sick ass shades derived in the early 2000's. With plastic thick lines covering the wearers eyes to bock the the haters not the sun.

Hey nice Hater blockers, you totally look super cool.

by Summarooni May 21, 2022

High blocker

One who ruins your high after you’ve smoked a fat bowl.

When someone ruins your good time they are a “high blocker”

by Danny2879 October 22, 2022

Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022

Intended blockee

A user being blocked intendedly.

Caley Xachalofy is an intended blockee who made inappropriate comments.

by anonymous November 29, 2022