Batting the Bishop.

Wanking. Masturbating. Wrestling the One Eyed Monster.

Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.

by Mark Unthank January 20, 2009

Battle Tubby

A younger child around 7 or 8 who is slightly over weight and flails his arms in an attempt to hit you when angry.

My friends younger brother was a battle tubby the other day when i wouldnt let him watch me play video games.

by jake4life July 23, 2012

Battered mars bar

When a girl shits after anal and it's covered in spunk

I've just been for a shit and it was a battered mars bar

by Chandave June 16, 2016

battle skank

A rare variety of woman that prides herself on her skanking abilities. One which is ready and willing to engage in acts such as space docking or the legendary poop scissors.

Shane and I were out last night and encountered a real life battle skank. we identified her and no more than a second later she had her box spread open yelling "SOMEBODY SHIT IN ME!!!"

by deevon the dude May 26, 2017

battle flag

1. Commonly referred as the confederate flag but the battle flag is the flag use for battle not to confuse with the confederate government flag the battle flag was actually rejected but the military needed a flag to use bc the other flag before was too confused with the union's flag

2. A flag used in battle

3. Most commonly used as a symbol of southern pride but other say it is hatred and slavery

Why are you flying the confederate flag

That's not the confederate flag that is the confederate battle flag

by Dr.Snake53 July 5, 2017

battle chad

the best character in Friday the 13th

Player 1: Who's the best player in F13?
Player 2: Obviously Battle Chad!
Both players: Battle Chady hypeeeee!!!

by liiiiitttt August 26, 2017

Batterangry

The emotion you feel when your vibrator batteries run out while you are masturbating.

Jenny just stormed out of her bedroom and is looking in kitchen presses , totally batterangry

by tomiyasu69 October 30, 2017