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bitch bastard 

A female dog that does not have a father.
Poor bitch bastard - Muffy never knew her father he was too busy breeding.
bitch bastard by jksurfer February 5, 2009

Cock Monkey Bastard

1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.
1. You're a cock monkey bastard!
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.

Cheap Irish Bastard 

A specific type of technology sales guy found exclusively in New York City and Philadelphia infamous for the following qualities:

1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up

2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name

3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks

The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes
Oh my God, here comes that Cheap Irish Bastard Conway again... hold onto your drinks

Emo Bastard 

People who walk around thinking they own shit but the only thing positive they have ever done is kill off their own kind.
Emo Bastard: Wow I'm so amazingly cool I only talk to other emo people who are just as cool and different as I am and shop at the same fucking store that rocks that I do omg YES I <3 black hair dye *blathers on*
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE

Remember kids, run down the street, not across the road!
Emo Bastard by Fezzik May 23, 2006

Racist bastard 

Anybody who is ignorant enough to hate on somebody for nothing other than the color their skin.
Riley: Man, that movie The Wood is the shit.

Thomas: Whatever, its just a bunch of nigger kids running around being niggers.

Riley: Your such a racist bastard...
Racist bastard by rydizzle April 4, 2006

stupid bastard 

Donlad Trump, our president-elect is a Stupid Bastard
stupid bastard by stupid bastard 2 November 30, 2016