Tyler Bass

The shittiest football player of all time.
L mans

Piece of shit

“He play football like Tyler bass”

by Leanbucketindabackseat January 22, 2024

Fur Bass

The act of one who is skillfully playing with theirs or someone else's vagina or clitoral area in a fashion that allows themself or the recipient to feel pleasure and arousal. Ideally resulting in a gushy climax. Sploosh.

"Wow, that prime specimen of human can really play the absolute fuck out of my fur bass", "Holy fuck my fingers are sure a mess after jamming my fur bass for an hour. Might need to put them boney bitches on ice.", "I'd let them come jam on my fur bass anytime!"

by Jacey Bastardson November 21, 2023

Double Bass

Doesn't get enough credit, often called a cello

Person 1: Heyy, I really like your cello

Person 2: ITS A DOUBLE BASS.

Person 1: Oh my bad. Anyways that's a cool cello.

by aria is radical April 28, 2023

No Bass

When people have no character, confidence, are a straight wuss, etc.

Bro, speak up. You've got like no bass.

by ffdder22 September 17, 2023

Bass Cancer

A term to describe when you're listening to music or playing video games and your speakers suddenly have an aneurysm.

I was playing Minecraft one day on my Grandma's sound system and all of a sudden it got bass cancer. No not my grandma, her speakers.

by TheEpilepticCat December 7, 2020

bass damages vs. treble damages

Refers to da "3-to-1" ratio of where ya either sue da audio-equipment manufacturer for just da expenses dat you incurred due to their shoddy/faulty workmanship on their woofers dat were installed in your loudspeakers, as opposed to asking them to pay you three times your expenses if da tweeters either didn't work properly or had crappy sound.

Pro-grade speaker-builders like JBL and EV are always very careful how they build their rugged high-powered speakers designed for rock bands and outdoor concerts --- they use only da best materials and really "build 'em like a tank" to ensure reliability and quality sound, and therefore lessen da chance of their having to worry about "bass damages vs. treble damages" lawsuits from disgruntled musicians.

by QuacksO December 11, 2020

Bass Ackwards

A song by tech n9ne, Yo gotti, Big Scoob, and Lil Wayne normally to describe how screwed up people can be sometimes.

Nathon, why the fuck do you exist, your so bass ackwards that in your POV a car in reverse is going forward.

by yodas_ketamine December 20, 2020