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The Bernstein Bail

When a Jew makes plans with you and then bails (typically happens when they don’t have a coupon for dinner, are being lazy, etc.)
Sorry for The Bernstein Bail but I accidentally ate some pink, undercooked chicken and got food poisoning so I’m sorry I can’t make it to the zoo or dinner.
by Bernsteinbearlove July 16, 2021
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bailiwick

Trevor is a bailiwick, that fool!
by Paul February 10, 2004
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bailiff

Someone who bails out of plans, or stands you up.
Where's Holmes?
Dunno. Guess he's a bailiff.
by madbug October 1, 2005
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bail brother

A term derived from the infamous bail brothers, Seacan and Deacon Bail. Used to describe one or more of your family, friends, etc. that constantly makes plans to do something and then decide to bail on them at the last minute (sometimes without even letting you know they aren't going at all).
Wow, I guess Daneal didn't feel like coming today. What a sleasy bail brother
by C-Money$$ February 5, 2010
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Bailey

When one ejaculate's into the mouth of a female while simultaneously pouring Whiskey or other form of liquor into her mouth as well. Comes from the preface, "Bailey's is like creme mixed with Whiskey." One can use other forms of liquor changing the phrase to a Vodka Bailey, Rum Bailey, ext...
"i Bailey'ed this girl last night" "You want a Bailey's?" "I saw a video where this girl got Bailey'ed" "I got a Bailey's last night" "I got Bailey'ed last night"
by E-nutz1 August 22, 2011
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Bailey

Any person with this name is commonly refered to as a stupid hoe
Whoa that person is a total bailey!
by joe432566786 December 9, 2012
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Bailey

A beautiful smart girl who doubts herself on everything. She goes to church but is a whore and likes to sit with her legs open. She's very funny and drinks a lot. She has a lot of friends and is very popular. She doesn't have lasting relationships but hooks up often. Her smile lights up rooms and has silky smooth brown hair. She is tan and has hazel brown eyes. She is compatible with any boy.
Boy 1: Dude, did you see Bailey last night?

Boy 2: Well yeah! I totally fucked her afterward!
by Xxxxxx xxxxxxx December 24, 2012
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