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Tuna Burrito

(n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.

"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."
"Bro, I swear I wasn't snooping, but I saw a Tuna Burrito in the laundry basket. Awkward."
by Josh Cartwright December 29, 2024
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full burrito

"Just eat my ass"
"Dude no, that's only for my gf"
"Eww dude, I get eating pussy but going full burrito?"
by FullBurrito October 17, 2019
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Burrito Bitch

An individual who is unable to eat a 3 pound burrito in a single sitting.
Wow, me and my friends are going out to Mexica , and we have the burrito bitch with us.
by Lilly dog 69 December 12, 2025
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double burrito

When you with a friend manage to put your dicks in a hoes mouth.
Extra points if you pull off both cheeks with your dicks.
— Let us put a double burrito there, honey.
— Hey, Mike! Im bored fucking her in the ass, come, see, I put one here, you put one there, remember that mexican restaurant?
— Oh, yeah, double burrito style!
by notsofasthoney June 17, 2019
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Burrito

It is a millenary technique which is to ingest a lot of alcohol and "empalidar" in fetal position.
Luis performed the "Burrito" at Kevin's party
by FakeHolocaust June 23, 2019
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Burrito

A group of people who are or originally came from Central America, specifically Mexico.
Look at that burrito!
by Lyceeloufoo November 28, 2025
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Making burritos

When Mexicans have sex, specifically to make babies or groupsex.
Hola chica, how bout you and me make some burritos together?

God damn it I think Enrique and Maria are making burritos in my closet again.
by goldenkranzisreallysanta November 23, 2010
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