burritorrorize

to sabotage, while working in a burrito shop, causing a burrito to do something unexpectedly bad. Examples include providing excessive hot sauce or wrapping the burrito loosely so that it explodes all over a customer's shirt.

Chipotle Worker 1: That douchebag asked me to mix up the contents of his burrito before wrapping it.

Chipotle Worker 2: Burritorrorize him! We'll see who gets the last laugh when his mouth is on fire and there's a pile of beans in his lap.

by bpal1982 September 7, 2010

Burritorship

A burritorship is defined as an autocratic form of government in which the government is ruled by a single entity, a burrito.

When Chipotle took over the world in the year 2054, it installed Senior El Burrito, thus establishing the world's first burritorship

by DJ1831 March 12, 2011

burrito

Noun: An extreme case of vertigo.

Betsy is home sick today because she is suffering from a bad case of burrito.

by Cherry Hammer September 25, 2011

burritofied

Having eaten a large burrito for lunch, one loses the ability to function in any normal/conscious for an extended period afterward.

A: Why is Jeff asleep in a pile of guacamole?
B: He visited Daddy D's and got burritofied.

by kemposaur September 22, 2011

Burrito Noche

The night you spend in the bathroom after eating Mexican food for dinner.

After eating dinner last night at (insert Mexican restraunt name) I had a Burrito Noche.

by iMeMyself January 1, 2012

burrito

When a mexican drives an astro van the van is called a burrito

"Yo how did adam get there"
"He drove the burrito"

by Scanlan313 January 29, 2012

burrito rule

if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it.

Sarah: My stupid burrito just fell apart
Mark: Burrito rule, time to go HAM! Here's a fork.

by timebusters August 30, 2012