Victory Burrito

A burrito consumed after really good sex, typically eaten between the hours of 1 and 3 am

Dude I just ate a hella good Victory Burrito after fucking that bitch.

by catboi200 March 15, 2019

Wank Burrito

Masturbating into a microwaved tortilla wrap until ejaculation occurs, wrapping it up like a burrito and serving it to an enemy

'Din!' Announced Rogle, 'I just made a wank burrito and serving it to Dennis with his pepper coffee!'

by RogleDin December 12, 2018

dollar burritos

Dollar burritos refer to discount marijuana

Yeah, I'm just sittin' here having a few dollar burritos - you guys want one?

by DollarBurritos June 16, 2018

Black Burrito

A slang term for an black uncircumcised penis. Commonly used by teenage girls to hide the fact that they are in a extremely sexual relationship with a black male (Most likely older than them).

Sally: Kelly, why are you walking all funny?
Kelly: Oh it's nothing, just went on a date last night and had a black burrito~.
Sally: Wow, didn't know you could handle one of those!

by Childish Scrimbino July 11, 2018

Diabetes Burrito

Something on the original taco bell 5$ menu that makes you shit bricks.

"I had to be on the toliet for two hours after eating that diabetes burrito"

by SwampyAsser July 21, 2018

Burrito-ing

Cuddling in one big Blanket with someone like a big burrito

We should start burrito-ing

by nailicis August 7, 2018

New Mexico Burrito

A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.

Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday

by BronxZooNigga123 August 12, 2018