austin porter

the nigga from prettymuch who doesn’t shower. simon only let him in the band cause he wanted another long haired crackhead, like harry styles. he's a highkey alcoholic and he’s 'famous'. he watches hentai and he cheated on his shorty. brandon doesn’t give him any lines.

Girl1: Bro we're studying the lifestyle or drug addicts! who should we use as an example?

Girl2: Austin Porter

by tiffanigger October 29, 2018

Austin

Austin is a person who likes to eat ass

" Austin eats the booty like grocerys"

by Anaaaannnaaaaa November 15, 2016

Austin

A perve who commonly says stupid things in an attempt to be funny. See (attention-hoar)

"what an Austin. He won't shut up..."

by Not-an-austin February 10, 2010

Austin

The gayest person in the world. If you ever meet an Austin, don't even bother with it! He is too gay for you!

Girl 1: Wow, look at that Austin! Hes sooo cute!

Girl 2: Don't even bother, I saw him making out with Toby the other day.

Girl 1: Damn it!

by A goddamn person, sucka September 4, 2013

austin

An annoying guy who stalks girls. stay away from him.

Girl, that guy is such an Austin.

by olivia rattle April 18, 2011

Austin

A stupid little bitch who thinks he can play the guitar and has a small penis he thinks he is awesome none of the girls like him the opposite of a sam

that guy is such a austin i just want to punch him in the god damn mouth

by flyforawhiteguy December 30, 2009

Austin 3:16

Placing your head in a vag and screaming

fred: My throat is sore from that Austin 3:16 last night.

harold: True dat.

by browny May 8, 2006