Manlet Detection Agency

The Manlet Detection Agency is a crucial government entity that seeks to, using the long arm of the law, squash the derisory emergence of a pint-sized manlet insurgency. The brave men and women of the Manlet Detection Agency work tirelessly to protect the community from the ever-present threat of a manlet uprising by relentlessly detecting manlets both online and irl. Suspected manlets are detained and then searched and stripped of any contraband like height boosting insoles and high heels. Subsequently the potential Little Criminals are meticulously measured and, if confirmed to be shorter than 5ft10 and therefore a soon-to-be prison wife manlet, the stunted manlets are arrested on the spot. Every lacking inch below 5ft10 is known to be reflected by an additional ten-year prison term in the girlish manlet's well-deserved sentence, which will be imposed upon the puny manlet by a fuming judge as the microscopic manlet boy stands small in a courtroom atop of his towering attorney's outstretched palm securely shackled by a string of dental floss.

Hey, isn't that the minuscule turbo-manlet Kevin Hart getting hemmed up by a heroic group of mobile task force agents from the Manlet Detection Agency? It sure is. That diminutively petite and astronomically effeminate sissy manlet is going to be sentenced to a billion years in the penitentiary. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 25, 2024

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Project Moon sleeper agent

Fans of games made by indie developer Project Moon that will appear almost anywhere if one of their triggers is said or featured otherwise, examples include but are not limited to:

Red mist, name of a prominent character
Ideal, prominent theme for a story
A black mask covering someone’s entire face, a reference to another prominent character

Despite Project Moon having a statistically smaller fanbase compared to larger fandoms, sleeper agents will arrive in large numbers almost anywhere if any trigger is detected.
The name Project Moon sleeper agent comes from the fact that these persons will activate a set of behaviour when specific triggers are triggered like any sleeper agent and are fans of Project Moon, therefore Project Moon sleeper agents.

Person 1: Grr I’m so angry at person 2 I’m going to turn them into a fine red mist.
Sleeper agent 1: Bait used to be believable- holy shit is that the Red Mist.
Sleeper agent 2: The red WHAT?
Person 3: Oh the Project Moon sleeper agents are here.
Sleeper agent 3: Everyone get in here: summon a limbillion Project Moon fans

by Xavagery May 6, 2024

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