Alabama Abalone Eye

also "Alabama Abaloneye"

When you eat too much fucking abalones and your eyes went full cartoon puffy so bad you can't go to work.

Bloody Aaron ate some Abalone for dinner, now he has Alabama Abalone Eye.

by RogerRogerson March 7, 2017

alabama slut

One that sleeps with multiple of their family members.

I swear Larry and his sister Katie are such Alabama sluts.

by Jhawk96 July 24, 2017

Alabama pop tart

When a man takes a hot steamy shit in a woman asshole and then inserts a firecracker and lights it, possibly doing anal with the woman after.

Woman: Do it.
Man: *performs the Alabama pop tart without question*

by MURDOCISGOD July 29, 2017

Alabama Scraggy slide

When you lube up a slip in slide with your friend from Alabama and slide from one end of the slide and penetrate your naked partner on the other end.

My ass was so sore after jacob Alabama Scraggy slided me last night.

by wewefsfsf September 3, 2017

Alabama boatfire

When, before docking, one of the men surreptitiously spreads hot sauce on his foreskin. When docked, the other man experiences a burning surprise.

Oh man, I was really looking forward to docking with George last night, but we had an Alabama boatfire.

by blownfuse October 31, 2017

Alabama Teeter Totter

When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?

“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”

by allahu YEETbar November 20, 2018

Alabama Soul Mates

When you meet your soulmate at a family reunion

I met my cousin, Carmine, at my family reunion and we’re married now. We’re Alabama Soul Mates!

by alabamasoulmate March 1, 2019