Ashlee

BETTER IN BED THAN A HOCKEY PLAYER- says every guy ever, even if they never got inside her pants.

Ashlee is amazing :D,

by John George. November 29, 2011

Tighter than a nun's asshole.

Very tight. Allows nothing to pass through. invulnerable to penetration

This wine is tighter than a nun's asshole.
a nun is a woman who dedicates her life to the Catholic religion and marries Jesus, but is not allowed to love a man in real life, so people think nuns are very strict, unhappy, and tense. Tense people are sometimes constipated, meaning unable to defecate, or their asshole is blocked with something.

by jo3schmo3 May 3, 2009

Ashley

A fly, crazy, fresh, princess, ditzy, beautiful, gangster, barbie, diva, fun, irritating, badass, playertastic, indescribable; young lady who always looks her best.
not many can handle her.
someone who is talked about; on a regular basis. but doesnt give a fuckkk.
someone who knows what she deserves and won't settle for anything less.
She just floats with ease, and never struggles with anything she does.
She must always meet the expectations and live up to her rightful name of the awesomest person everyone knows.

"Damn, did you see Ashley today?" "Yeah bruh, shes lookin fine as always." :

by ;ljkfasdjfc June 28, 2008

Ashlee Simpson

-Hideous boot-face "singer"
-Got into the business by using her sister, Jessica Simpson
-Got famous for being a dumbass...aka everyone loves to watch her crash and burn!

-hey man, did you see boot-face get booed off the stage last night?
-ah no, i missed it, but i did see people chucking rocks at her two nights ago...good times!

by Joe Simpson May 7, 2005

asshole button

the button on the side of a cell phone to hang up on a caller before you even pick up.

used when you can't or don't want to talk to someone.

also known as the 'fuck you button'

"I've been trying to call Lisa, but she keeps pressing the asshole button"

"My phone rang in class and I had to use the asshole button."

by fashionyourseatbelt November 20, 2007

Asshole Grunch Fuck

when you are very tired and cranky, you fuck someone in the ass

when i woke up, tired, i "asshole grunch fucked" a girl

by noahreidben July 25, 2010

Sitting in the Asshole

Sitting in your Maybach with the seat leaned back and the system bumping, puffing on a purple blunt while getting road dome and using your specially added smokescreen device to dodge the police.

Police 1: It sure is foggy outside.

Police 2: That's not fog. That's Weezy sitting in the asshole.

by vista and zoon February 7, 2010