asian penis

Not all asians have small penis that most people think. Just like some caucasians who have small penis, some asian males do have small penis too. People think asians have small penises because they watch japanese porn and most male actors have small penises so that they dont have to penetrate but "pretend" to. Most of asians have average length penises just like caucasians. Asians like myself have a penis length of 6.1 inch at 4.46 cm circumference; well for me that is.

White girls at my college think that I have a small penis just because I'm an asian but when I showed them my penis, they went "WOW". I bet they're wanting to suck my asian penis now.

by Asian Dude July 30, 2008

Caucasian-Asian

Someone who has one parent white and another asian.

Brad Nakanishi's half english (poor kid) and half japanese, so he's a caucasian-asian

by Ace Milligan April 14, 2006

Asian Fighting Pussy

A predominant trait almost exclusive to women of Asian descent where the vagina possesses a tight curve and lack of depth coupled with durable elasticity. Anthropologists have determined this trait was the result of Han Chinese becoming common genetic ancestry following the defeat of Miao and the Li during the Battle of Zhuolu in 26th century BC. This unique vagina configuration was first thought as bodily defense to insure a genetically pure sexual reproduction. The vagina possess a physical obstacle with its curve that makes penetration difficult from a thicker penis, its shallow depth and elasticity cause an effect known as wondering cervix; causing a longer penis glands to travel along the side cervix pointing the meatus away from the cervical canal.

This female trait has been criticized for the decline of Asian penis sizes; the decline was a result of a need for a smaller penis proper sexually reproduction, this decline has mirror the enlargement of the physical obstructions in the females vagina.

In modern culture Asian women have found it an empowering trait when having sexual intercourse with men of far removed ethnic heritage with lager penises. During penetration the larger penis requires a large amount of force to fully penetrate while wondering cervix rubbing the meatus of the penis randomly producing a great deal of pleasure for the male.

This trait has been known as a contributing factor of contracting “Yellow Fever” in men of non-Asian descent.

You can't push rope with that Asian Fighting Pussy

by Kinkster.org July 13, 2015

dirty asian

Racist term for what Koreans and Japanese call Chinese.

Japanese racist: "Chukogujin kitanai ne."

Anti-racist: Calling Chinese a dirty asian is plain racist man.

by someofficer July 23, 2009

fake asian

A term referring to Filipinos and tribes of Asia such as Mien, Hmong, Khmu, etc. The reason being is because they identify with no country and Filipinos can't agree whether they're Asian or Pacific Islander.

Tom: Man that fool hella fake Asian.
Jerry: Yeah! He can't decide if he's Asian or Pacific Islander!

by Tree50 September 24, 2007

Asian Arm Acne

Asian Arm Acne, or AAA, is a common form of acne typically found only on the upper arms of the Asian persuasion.

Courtney: Hey, check out these bumps on my arm!
Martin: That's a classic case of AAA. If you drove a car on your arms it would be like driving on the surface of the moon.

Martin: How do I get these bumps off my arm?
Mink: That's Asian Arm Acne, you can't.

by Mink the Chink February 3, 2012

Jealous Asian Man

When your female partner is not satisfying you during sex, so you knock her out using a blunt object and continue the deed.

My girlfriend was shit in bed last night, so I tried Jealous Asian Man her and it was so good after that.

by toddymatty October 16, 2010