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Appletard 

An individual whoe entire life is devoted to - indeed defined by - the existence of Apple products
ZOMG, crApple just released a new iPhone/iPad/iPod/iCar/iShoe/iChair that is slightly different to the model I already own - let's all go an queue up for four days just to be the first to own it!!!

Shut the fuck up, you Appletard
Appletard by Zebulebu June 5, 2011
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A day, when the most caring and perfect guy was born. If you meet someone born on this day, talk to him. He WILL be amazing, i promise:)
a: Hey, I heard that guy was born on April 3rd.
b: He must be amazing!
April 3 by berrnaabe December 7, 2019

April 27 

April 27th is national ‘punch your best friend day’. Whether they like it or not!!

apple fag 

An astounding bore of a human being, who based his or her decision to own apple products upon the fact they they're shiny and everyone else owns one. They treat their technological buying decision as a status signalling device, an entry into a club or cult. They demonstrate the following traits:

- Not being able to shut up about their apple products.

- Not being able to refer to devices by their generic name, but instead by the apple product name. For example, the will say "iPhone" instead of "smartphone".

- Not being aware of alternative products, or any reason why people may want to choose one. Examples of this are when people ask for schools to buy "iPads", despite the fact that a similarly capable android device will be more flexible and significantly cheaper to buy.

- A religious-like/cultist desire to "spread the good news". This manifests as an endless stream of shilling that is especially pronouced in the people who produce media. Instead of a cartoonish drawing a generic phone, they will take the effort to specifically draw the apple logo on there. See the south park episode on drones as an example of this.

- Being generally ignorant of technology and thinking of their products as being the apex of human achievement.

- Owning an apple brand product for all their needs (phone, tablet, laptop, computer, etc.).

- Believing in their own individuality, despite being in a herd of identical thinking and looking sheep.
I can't believe the school wants to buy an iPad for every student. What a bunch of apple fags.

Devious Apple 

An apple that shows a skillful use of underhanded tactics to achieve goals.
The devious apple stole my wife and kids.

Applesaurus 

Applesaurus (app-ul-sore-us) is a dinosaur entirely made of apples. Instead of bones like your common known t-rex, the applesaurus has "bones" of apple cores. They went extinct very quickly because they were eaten by other dinosaurs very quickly.
Believed to be an ankylosaurus and an apple combine.
There were no remains left of the applesaurus when the t-rex gobbled him up
Applesaurus by neonTURturkeyKEY October 26, 2012