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Pig Tale

Pig tale: the proud telling of sexual exploits with ugly women
JR liked telling his pig tales more than the actual dating of those ugly broads; he could make us laugh and the women scream.
by TooSick4U October 22, 2007
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guinea pig

n. Offensive term for a particularly unattractive woman of Italian ancestry. Orig.: guinea is an offensive term for Italians, and pig describes an ugly female.
I banged that guinea pig Gina last night, but I had to bag her first.
by SkidMarkyMark May 4, 2006
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pig fuckers

synonym: jihadis
When disciples of that 6th century paedophile reach the afterlife they'll be fucked by virgin pigs, forced to eat bacon of pig fuckers, bathe in pig blood, and be slowly flayed while chanting allah not akbar.
by allah pig fucker May 26, 2013
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War Pig

(noun) A female: usually the last chick at the bar, party or gathering. The last resort to have sex with. Mostly found with bad to ragged clothing, overweight, acne scars, body oder. But is most likely willing to perform sexual acts with no problem..

Also when drunk you can find the "war pig" acting like they are cool or part of the group...usually buys food for your whole crew.....she'll have no problem getting treated like shit on the regular.

War pigs are great for trying a new sexual move or position on...be care full thogh, they will act stalker-like if you spend too much time with them
i need a blowjob and a sandwich. I better call up that war pig i met the other night. im sure shell do the trick!
by R to the izzo B to the 40 September 30, 2009
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Pig Bite

"Have you seen her pig bite? It's rotten, yeah?"
by Rehash D. Internet October 28, 2009
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Sparkle Pig

Any overweight hoochie with the air of being high maintenance although there's never a man in the equation. Typically favors Louie Vuitton, Gucci etc. in any form of knock off. Can be spotted by the tell tale glitter and perfume residue often for the purpose of masking hygienic negligence.
The sparkle pig in the cubicle next to me talks non-stop to her girlfriend about what a dog girlfriend's man is but the only men in her life are Ben & Jerry.
by seanomatopeoia February 21, 2009
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pigs nose

Protruding anus with hemiroids
by bribri October 26, 2003
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