short dicked it

When you misjudge the distance needed to throw an object into the trash
Watch me make this

*Shoots and misses*
Aww man, I short dicked it
by shortdickery April 01, 2016
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Netted Shorts

Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).
It feels great to wear my new netted shorts without any underwear!
by Marauder04 December 27, 2009
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Short-Brick

A nickname for Longwood College in Farmville, Va.
Local name
Short-Brick is a happening school!
by Woodruth March 29, 2006
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short vibes

The vibes someone gives off that make you think they would be short.
Bonnie really gives off short vibes, you know?
by uncomfii February 14, 2021
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short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded at the same time.
by Sexydimma October 05, 2012
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short circuit

Touching both of one's nipples with a single hand.
When he short circuited me, it felt like cool ranch.
by princess douglyn September 01, 2018
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Short bus

A short bus is someone who is a complete idiot.
Sebastian is such a short bus, i cant stand him!
by Poopenberg December 29, 2016
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