Samuel

A little short bum who can’t close his mouth, and knows the most random shit no one cares about.

Dude stop being a samuel

by AlienCabbage May 30, 2025

samuel melaku melaku

when your friend is being nonchalant but also looks cooked, you nickname him "Samuel Melaku Melaku"

"Hey, tell your friend to calm down"
"Nah, that's just Samuel Melaku Melaku"

by Your dad kendrick May 8, 2024

Samuel

A Samuel is a no good white trash worthless NIGGER.

Nobody wants to be a Samuel.

by anonymous May 8, 2024

Samuel First

Samuel first is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He has ZERO spine and does anything to fit in. He has no moral values and will compromise his beliefs for a quick moment of validation. He is a certified glazer.

Oh he's a Samuel first?!??? Ewwwww

by Fsi slander May 21, 2024

Samuel Richardson

One who knows all, sees all and is all
They have a perm and a weak mustache

"Samuel Richardson, yeah, he's got a perm"

by SwaggableEnjoyer February 10, 2024

Alex Samuel Somers

A handsome charming charismatic rizzler that you stick your gyatt out to because he is so skibiti and fanum tax you want to be his sigma go to him and give him your ohio

Alex Samuel Somers is a rizzler

by Tigritz February 13, 2024

Samuel Butler

A fat neo-nazi

shut up Samuel butler

by ToastyBalls March 11, 2024