A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.
“Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster. I never even saw it coming!”
A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.
"Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster! I never even saw it coming!"
by Rappin James February 03, 2023
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Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.
Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.
Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?
Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.
Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.
Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!
Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?
Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.
Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.
Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!
by SpeedBall Inc. February 05, 2021
Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.
Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.
Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?
Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.
Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.
Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!
Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?
Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.
Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.
Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!
by SpeedBall Inc. February 05, 2021
A male friend slowly and sternly pretending to jerk off a very long big cock infront of someone in a lunch room.
by Kaitiedid September 25, 2022