Truti “When he thrust against my bush in missionary, my hedge floats on a cloud of skin. Sex is so much better front stuffed.”
by Dykeasaurs July 14, 2023

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.
"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017

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by Breenabitch December 4, 2017

A facade. Someone who goes around picking fights like they never lost one in their life, or like they were never in one that they didn't win.
He/she knew that people would think that he/she was a tough guy/girl that knew what he/she was doing if they went by the front they saw on the surface. People would think he/she was serious because of the serious looking facade.
by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021

a frontal system that moves in and creates unfishable conditions for the next day(s) so therefore the best way to pass this time is to drink
Roger: "hey when is this drunk front supposed to move in?"
Ralph: "its supposed to move in tonight, the wind is supposed to pick up for next few days. It looks like the next fishable day won't be 'til the middle of the week"
Ralph: "its supposed to move in tonight, the wind is supposed to pick up for next few days. It looks like the next fishable day won't be 'til the middle of the week"
by fishkiller443 January 17, 2010
