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Roump Dump

-noun a pile of shit given forth by the small oval headed kid named johnny.

-verb when you go to someone elses house and you feel like beating off from hot girls around you and you ask to go to the bathroom for more than an hour where you proceed to give yourself a blumpkin while thinking of the girl you saw. You then jizz in the toilet and shit on it, this is the roump dump
Man I went to Louis's house the other day and I swear Nick took a roump dump to Pamela!!!

Dont ever take roump dumps to Nikki cause she gets off to that!
by The219greekman June 9, 2010
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scrooge dumped

When a boyfriend/girlfriend dumps you right before Christmas because they are too cheap or too uncommitted to buy you a Christmas present. It usually occurs between Thanksgiving and will last until February 14th.
Roger : I'm sorry, but things aren't really clicking between you and me right now, with all this family stuff and all. I hope you understand. I need some space. It's not you, it's me. I'll call you after Valentines day.

Me : (I've just been Scrooge dumped!)
by Robyn Bankx December 14, 2010
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Jaws Dump

When you crap so much, that "you need a bigger bowl".
"Oh man, I had WAY to much of that fiber cereal. I feel a "Jaws Dump" coming on."

"Just don't expect me to come in and look at it; and make sure you've got the damn plunger this time!"
by Quint1978 April 26, 2013
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Sky dumping

Inside industry term describing the practice of intentionally outgassing unwanted gaseous waste products into the atmosphere
The oil company was sky dumping methane as a matter of standard procedure.
by Planetkeeper February 6, 2022
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Theatre Dump

When one is in the middle of an act with a preferably big audience and cannot hold in one's feces. To release the individual's feces they are forced to squat on stage and release their feces into their delicates.
Brian forgot to take his anti-diarrheal but the show must go on.

Brian: *squats on stage*
Susie: What are you doing!?
Brian: Taking a theatre dump.
Audience: *laughs*
by cookiemonsterthepimp November 5, 2019
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the dumping ground

Somewhere you leave your child/children to abandon them
I just put my child in the dumping ground because they where annoying me
by Pppppoppoopjb February 9, 2018
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Face-dump

To unfriend or block someone on Facebook
I face-dumped John Doe the other day on Facebook.
by Brodeurguy April 6, 2012
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