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Jesus Chrysler!

A humorous exclamation, punfully used to avoid damnation and the like. Auto mechanics tend to use it in situations of frustration. See Geez Louise.
"This Laser has been taken on a joy ride. It's fucked forever.
Jesus Chrysler!
by Nick Estes July 6, 2006
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Christmas Tree

An evergreen tree, cut at the bottom and put in a stand so it won't fall over, and decorated with silver and gold to celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday (December 25).
We have lots of fun setting up and decorating the Christmas Tree each year, just like in Jeremiah chapter 10.
by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017
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Christina

A Christina is a mind -blowingly gorgeous woman. She stuns everyone one she crosses due to her sheer beauty. She's intelligent, sharp as a tack, and has the best sense of humor you could ask for. She will fall in love with a Wesley, a Scorpio who compeltly adores her.
Person 1: Hey did you see that Christina?

Person 2: OMG yes!! She's freaking gorgeous! Man that Wesleys lucky!
by W______b October 17, 2015
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Christo

A really well talented person who is loving, kind, thoughtful and helpful, he is a hottie who usually might have curly hair or plain brown hair, when you need a soul mate, a Christo is always the way, and be careful because he might give you a night you will never forget!
Have you ever been to Christo's house?
by Jade92 July 24, 2020
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Christine

One of the most beautiful people ever... She can be shy at times, but she opens up to you later on. She will never understand her beauty and importance in other people's lives.
Christine doesn't understand how beautiful she really is.
by Anonymous User <3 April 14, 2022
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chronoptimist

A person who always under estimates the time necessary to do something or get somewhere.
"Hey, Cindy. you know my parents are expecting us in 20 minutes."
"No problem. I just have to wash the dishes, take a shower, do my hair, walk the dog and then I'm all good to go. See you in 15."
"You are such a chronoptimist! I'll see you in 45."
by annastella June 11, 2006
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christopher meloni

A star of the HBO television series, Oz, but well known for his role as a detective in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.
SVU-Addict: OMG. Look! It's Christopher Meloni!
Girl: What? How do you know.
SVU-Addict: Um. Receding hairline, large nose, well-dressed, need I say more?
by Mister Portman September 30, 2005
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