by crispinglover July 01, 2017
He is a little gay sometimes. He is an idiot sometimes but always brags about how much money he has. He always has to be the best when he isn’t he is the thickest.
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by lerp-a-derp May 27, 2017
A pansy werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. Thinks he's so hot and wants to have little puppies with the whiny-ass Bella Swan. He also has an anger-management problem.
Most tweens think he is so hot and great and super because of the actor who plays him in the film adaptation of the books, Taylor Lautner. Who, I too shall add, is a snout-faced pansy.
It's a fictitious book. STOP WORSHIPPING IT.
Most tweens think he is so hot and great and super because of the actor who plays him in the film adaptation of the books, Taylor Lautner. Who, I too shall add, is a snout-faced pansy.
It's a fictitious book. STOP WORSHIPPING IT.
Twitard: OMG! im totlly in luv w/ Jacob Black frm the twilight series. hes super hottt!!!!!!11!!!.
Guy: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Guy: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
by ILikeToScreamAtStrangers May 17, 2010
Jacob gets horny very fasted loves the idea of sex will make any girl smile normal has brown hair and tall and very out going will do anything for his girl
by Alessa April 19, 2019