jason giambi

noe a true yankees but although he made a mistake he still good and is still going to come on top.

he he mad a mistake,give him a break.

by yankeesrule April 12, 2006

jason xavier

cutestt kid everrr :)
enjoys baskteball, singing, and japanese people

i wish i was a jason xavier

by jksghdjkd <3 October 24, 2008

Jason Todd

Jason Todd is a dead bozo from DC Comics

Person 1: Yo that kid looks like Jason Todd!
Person 2: Is it because he's dead or because he's a bozo?
Person 1: No! He's Jason Todd because he's both of them!

by shadowcatxo November 16, 2021

jason kiernan

my nipples ran away

jason kiernan

by theabsolutepussydestroyer May 11, 2017

jason gordon

A nigga vibin

Ayo you see Jason Gordon he's literally just a vibe bro

by Tetro November 19, 2019

Jason Phase

An ancient, historical myth that everyone, even men, go through a phase of liking someone named 'Jason'

Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.

by hathatyagc September 19, 2011

jason bourne'd

To disappear to someone's knowledge from the face of the earth without notice. When you wake up with a girl and erase all of your information from her phone to the fullest, block every form of social media, and then speed off. To block someone from every form of contact (unless they attempt so by extreme measure) from your life. To totally vanish and dispatch someone or a group of people from your life. Really useful when that Tinder chick turns out to be a psycho.

1. Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night, but in the morning she was a total bitch. I Jason Bourne'd her ass. She doesn't even remember my name.

by deltacharlie357 July 11, 2016