I-ready

A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.

Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it

The future: please no

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

And I Oop

What a VSCO girl will most likely say when she "Accidentally" yeeted her hydro flask at your foot.

You: Ouch! Why'd you drop your water bottle on my foot?

VSCO Girl: You call it a water bottle? ITS a HYDRO-flask. Save the turtles! And I oop- SKSKSKSKSKSKSK

by urbrub September 30, 2019

I-Ready

same definition as, commit murder, commit suicide, hell, torture , and demons killing you.

government: why are those kids killing them self?
teacher: idk
student a: idk maybe they are using I-ready??

by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022

Cheet-I

The singular definition of Cheetos in a bowl after dropping a tab of acid

Yo Pass the cheet-I !
I had cheet-I for lunch today.
Look at how much Cheet-I are left?

Can I have some cheet-I?

by Incelpapi December 31, 2019

I forgor

You forgot about something, dumbass

Mark: did you get the milk?
David: i forgor 💀

by xXMussolini_69420Xx May 20, 2022

I fuzz

Another way of saying “I’m down”

Oli: Do you want to go hiking?

Michael: I fuzz.

by Frostyuncleben June 29, 2019

i-Pwned

When you either drop your i-Phone and a large crack goes across the screen or the software freezes

Hey man i totally got i-Pwned last night when i was drunk and droped my i-Phone

by masonturnbull April 18, 2010