high-tard

A retarded person who has enough mental faculties to hold a job (Like a grocery store bagger or McDonalds), dress themselves, doesn't require a diaper and perhaps even marry - but you don't want that to happen. But they can't drive or be in the same math class as you.

That high-tard they hired at the grocery store did a fine job of sacking my groceries. I was worried she would get lost in the parking lot.

high-tard by Entry Sisters January 22, 2007

dunce tard

double the retard/ anyone who is acting restarted X2

Dan is a dunce tard.

dunce tard by cochang May 20, 2007

cell-tard 

A person so insecure that the cannot function in life without having a cell phone attached to their ear. Typically, a younger person.

Look at that group of cell-tards walking down the street!

cell-tard by RW321 August 17, 2008

Muck Tard 

A muck tard is a Clumsy dumb fool

A drunk on ice is a muck tard

Muck Tard by koho9 December 31, 2010

Fucking Fuck Ass Tard Bitch Ass

A female or Male who goes and I oop and also sksksksksksk but is also a sjw *social justice warrior* but worst of is working for EA

:Henry: wow she is being such a dumb ass bitch social ass sksksksk warrior looking ass bitch

:Kyle:Oh you mean a Fucking Fuck Ass Tard Bitch Ass

Fucking Fuck Ass Tard Bitch Ass by GoldenPlateYT August 28, 2019

/b/tard 

A pathetic loser!Typically a 18-60 year old male who can't get a date with a real woman. Often lives in a family members basement.
Usually a racist. Loves to play WOW and other gay role-playing games when not on /b/ or looking for porn.
Often found in 12-16 year old girls chat rooms on stickam, blogtv or some other webcam site. They think they are cool when they use misspelled words 4 code..examples..Pl0x, tiem, liek, nao, bewbs, noob, etc...little do they know that it really makes them look like an idoit. A /b/tard's favorite saying is Tits or GTFO. They say (type) it over 9000 times daily! /b/tards love mudkipz. They are the reason we can't have nice things. /b/tards are not disgusted by anything! They can watch a midgette get beheaded while fucking a dead horse covered in maggots, all while eating a sanwhich and laughing. /b/tards think it is funny to ruin someones life: Especially a beautiful young lady with a bright future. /b/tards are scum of the earth and are truely sign of how our society is failing in general. /b/tards are proud to be the scum that they are!

Did you see all those /b/tards raiding that poor girl's chat room last night? She was scared shitless! Those /b/tards found out all her info and threaten to come to her house and rape her! What a bunch of losers!

/b/tard by howdydudey August 4, 2009

trek tard 

One whom is so overly obsessed with Star Trek that they forgo all will and conclusion, blindly follow every technical manual as if it were the word of Q himself and believe themselves to be the all seeing all knowing shit of the Star Trek Universe. Generally caught with their pants down in a Star Trek vs. Star Wars debate looking like a fool.

"That trek tard thinks a phaser beats a blaster even though it obviously can't fire through a packing crate."

"Constitution class Starships could easily out gun a Star Destroyer."

"What a fucking trek tard."

trek tard by Captain Pike April 8, 2010