Get a significant other thursday

In this day all y’all single motherfuckers get a boy friend or girlfriend. You can also ask someone out and if they say no then it never happened but if they say yes then enjoy yourself.

“He you Look single wanna date?” “Today is Get a significant other Thursday!”

by Lincoln’s wack October 16, 2019

Get your head out of your cowboy hat

The pg way of saying “Get your head out of your ass,”

Lmbo get your head out of your cowboy hat 🤠🤠🤠

by Lmbo_cowboy_hat June 12, 2019

get parked

When you spoon with the dick still in.

"Hey Amber, what did you do last night?"
"We totally just banged or whatever, then we decided to get parked and watch some Downton Abbey"

by Sarcelle December 2, 2018

Get Crushed

When you find someone attractive and can see yourself doing intimate things with them.

You see how Lisa was looking at me? She must wanna get crushed!

by Terry762 April 29, 2024

Get on your zoom

Actively work towards a desired goal. | Put effort into planning an event.

How do u expect it to work if you don't get on your zoom?
I been on my zoom. looking for discount flights rn!!

by neddsteroni November 24, 2023

Flaherty will get you nowhere

What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.

Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!

by QuacksO November 14, 2020

Getting Bell'd

When your ISP throttles your internet connection because they refuse to use equipment that isn't 30 years old.

Named as such from Bell Canada

"Sorry Guys, I missed my shots, I'm Getting Bell'd"

by GL1TCH3D August 2, 2023