That shit is farts

not even compostable, not even instructive, just a self-expiring puff of toxicity. A hollow echo of decay.

Imagine a fashionable latina teen critiquing the whole of Capitalism, "ugh, that shit is farts."

by Sovereign of Grace October 12, 2025

New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth

My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much

by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025

Giga Nigga Fart Shit

When a very black nigga takes a massive shit that breaks the sound barrier and breaks the plumbing within the tristate or within a 67 mile radius.

Jamal took a giga nigga fart shit harming the 6-7 masons with ice cream shorts and ice cream haircuts.

by Big Dick Randy touching adults October 27, 2025

Penis butthole vagina fart

Something you say when you're extremely really fucking bored with your partner or friend

Penis butthole vagina fart!
Who are you get out of my house

by Hamburgerman69420 October 29, 2025

zero dimensional fart sniffer

converse stabilizer for the multidimensional purse aliens; understands the void realm. deviates never from Satanship

thinks Heaven's for snatch riders and flame retardant dreamers; waits for the living to have upflow or drip to protect aimless behavior for non self idealized and idolized toilet citizens

The convergence of multidimensional purse aliens was too high so the big purse toys transformed themselves into zero dimensional fart sniffer meats.

by sinrlifemattrs November 7, 2025

Bloody Cum Fart

“Bloody cum fart” refers to anal sex where semen is ejaculated into the rectum and later expelled with a fart mixed with blood, so the fluid looks red.

Chris - "Sam was begging for a good time so I turned her asshole apart. She couldn't shit for weeks. When she tried to force out her bowels she could only manage to squeeze out a Bloody Cum Fart!

Michael - "That's pretty gnarly bro!!

by Dick Peck January 2, 2026

Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018