licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 06, 2023

OFFS

Oh ForF#ck'sSake.

Used as an exclamation of exasperation or disbelief.

Similar to "fercryinoutloud" and "oh for Pete's sake!"

OFFS, I got pulled over for going 4 mph over the limit.

OFFS, what will they think of next?!

by CJRogue March 18, 2022

Off

To be under the influnce of said thing at a very high dose

Umidiquon: Im off an eaighth a line of coke this shit craaezy

Marqus: yo lemme try some

by Laurqueesha June 05, 2022

OFFS

Acronym for "oh for fuck's sake".

"Hey, man, I know we had plans but I've got to bail."

"OFFS"

by bwet00 September 07, 2017

Off

saying things like "im going to off myself tonight goodbye guys" means you're going to commit suicide since you're turning everything off, often used on 4chan

Well guys, I'm going to off myself tonight just wanted to wish you luck, I'll miss you.

by suicidaltendencies666 November 04, 2018

Off

When you kill somebody. That's it.

John: Would you like me to OFF this fool?
girl: N-NO!

by bitchitsjustme April 19, 2019

Off

Something a fucking eraser said in Mario Maker 2

Mario: "Gives the eraser the appropriate items"
Eraser: Thank You! I'll go off these bricks now! "Eraser commits suicide to erase brick from existence then reappears itself back into existence"
Mario: W h a t A n d W h y

by ZeroGヅ July 08, 2019