Cunted off

To berate ones actions, situation or decisions in a disrespectful way.

Jonny cunted off Solskjær's decision to bring cavani on-board despite it being a great call.

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jacking off

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A variation of "Joe Schmoe", this term is used for someone who inserts their opinion when not asked. Additionally, this person thinks they know what they're talking about, even though they have no experience or knowledge on most subject being discussed. You might say a Joe Jerk Off is a member of the Peanut Gallery.

Guy #1: Do you hear this guy talking about shit he knows nothing about?
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off

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gone off sun cream

When it looks like bird poo.

Gone off sun cream tastes like bird poo.

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off the flash

A word used by Sofia and Aidyn in a British accent :)

Sofia-let me turn off the flash
Aidyn-okay

Sofia- oFF tHe FlAsH🎩

by Sakuraskull April 22, 2022

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Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.

Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!

by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024

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