Butt Mutter

A low, rumbling fart, not quite silent, but by no means a foghorn

"Man, I'm glad that one came out as a butt Mutter; momma woulda paddled me if I let one rip in church again."

by qvackhead May 15, 2025

Fungal Butt

When sweating and chafing occur in the ass crack and taint/balls creating intense itching from the fungus that has grown.

Jeremy: Are you ready to go out tonight and look for some ladies?

Adam: No, I have an intense case of Fungal Butt imaginable. I have itched it raw.

Jeremy: So you need to go see the doctor!

Adam: I have an appointment in the jungle with the fungal people.

Jeremy: Uh ok….

by Shall-R 76 May 21, 2022

Butt Pregnant

When she still ends up pregnant, even though you came in her butthole.

“Did you hear that Stacy got butt pregnant with Andre’s Baby?”

by BrandyBigDick42069 June 5, 2025

Turkey butt

A dog who is at once lovably clever and a challenge to train or meet obedience expectations.

Owner 1: “How was your walk?”
Owner 2: “Pretty good, but Miles sure is a turkey butt sometimes when he sees a squirrel.”

by Monsieur de Miles November 28, 2020

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009

butt potato

Losing your anal virginity

I lost my butt potato last night.

by zorgylp February 21, 2018

Butt Jointing

Butt Jointing also known as ‘Spigoting’ when scaffolder engages in the sexual act of joining two Brasses (prostitutes) together arsehole to arsehole using a spigot fitting.

‘Went out strait after work with the boys on the Wandsworth job and got on the Stella and packet last night ended up in a Brass house (Brothel), couldn’t get a hard on so I ended up Butt Jointing two Brasses (prostitutes) together and talked shit to them while watching them stagger about like a human crab slapping my limp meat about’

by ArseWeasel March 4, 2023