GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Get a full outer shell

To be said to someone after they do something dumb; implying that they need a valence electron to become stable and not be an idiot.

Cashier: Enjoy your food
Matt: You too
Alex: get a full outer shell

by TheBenniestOfShapiros May 15, 2019

Getting Lambed

When a Gastroenterologist can not do his or her job to stop a gastrointestinal bleed which requires calling the Interventional Radiology team to save the patients life.

Damn guys, we keep getting lambed this weekend on call.

by Rolltide0246 March 1, 2019

get relished

To get relished is When someone throws a cup of relish at you not gon lie!

Yo yo, Didn’t you get relished earlier by ______ bruh?

by Yuhhhhhhhfata June 20, 2023

Get Pooted

The saying “Get Pooted” is used in a first person shooter video game to refer to killing someone in said fps.

The word “Pooted” means “You fuck her so hard in the ass she shits” and using this saying, it’s similar to “get shitted on” but in the ass

“Dude you killed me!”
“Get pooted.”

by Getpooted December 17, 2021

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 28, 2025

get ron'd

when ron tells you to do something and then doesn't give any instructions

1: "Hey, i'm bored, can i script ?"
Ron : "Yeah !"
. . . 2 hours later *ron is playing HOI4*
Me : "Hey bruh i still don't know what to do"
someone else : "get ron'd"

by halomen August 6, 2022