Fluid in my face

All up in the the right half of my cranium I can hear a popping sound when I swallow or the pressure in my head changes.

Hym "That is why I'm not doing any of your self improvement bullshit- What did I mix up Matt brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt brown doesn't beat up old people... But that's besides the point. There is fluid in my face and/or brainz. I don't need fucking self-improvement. I don't need to think more-gooders about fucking women OR RETARDS. I need MY FUCKING MONEY for LITERALLY CREATING A.I., you fucks. I could have had a fucking stroke 10 times over by now. And I know that's what you stupid cocksuckers are thinking over there. 'He needs to think more-gooders about women DERRRR He needs to do a fucking self-help DERRR He needs a Jesus' NO! Wrong! I need the money and the free time that comes with being the literal creator of A.I. That's what I need. Nothing else matters"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2024

tammie's serious face

the face tammie melton does on her pics for Instagram

tammie's serious face is her signature look nowadays

by hey917492 July 3, 2019

Ase Face

The creepy-looking deep creases that develop on the faces of people who take AIDS drugs for a prolonged period of time.

You seriously wonder if that guy's on AIDS drugs? Just look at his Ase Face !

by JuicyJakey September 23, 2011

tanya face

when your team loses and you jerk off in your tears…you might be a Tanya Face.

I’m in the bathroom, being a Tanya Face dude.

by allisonjmac December 14, 2025

Half-Face Picture Day

October 20th is National Half-Face Picture Day, send your contacts a picture of half your face!

John: “Hey send me a picture of Half your face!”
Stacy: “Why”
John: “Today is October 20th, it’s Half-Face Picture Day”

by Mr. Half-Face October 20, 2020

New Faces

New Faces are an Indie pop band formed in Port Townsend, Washington in 2006. The band has received very good reviews, and won Seattle's local under-21 music compitetion, Sound Off!. They played at the Capitol Hill Block Party 2008 and Bumbershoot 2008 and were well-received both times. The band is also the youngest band to be signed by Seattle-based Loveless Records. The band digitally released two singles off of their first album, "Two Years", on July 22nd, before releasing the full album on August 26th. The band has been aired on Seattle music station 90.3 KEXP and on 107.7 The End).

Hey, are you going to the New Faces concert tonight? I know I am.

by The Fool On The (Capitol) Hill October 18, 2008

FACED DEM

owned wrecked the act of punching someone in the face or totally owning them in some way

person 1: yo what happened with you and john

person 2: YO I FACED DEM UP

by Vince... January 17, 2008