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a stupid tiktok audio. Used when you see a bug right beside you and say this when you jump 6 ft into the air while you run or when you get a C- and can’t be bother enough
Pico: My ice cream melted
The pedo uncle: Nah fuck that! All you niggas got me fucked up! All yo mamas got me fucked up! now suck my dick like you sucked that ice cream i bought you
by Caffeinataed April 19, 2021
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your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"
Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!
by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012
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i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.
"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.
by Why do I exist March 13, 2018
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This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.
For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!
by UrbanScribe7 January 14, 2018
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Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.
Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!
by von groovy June 28, 2017
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why does my brother think he's smarter than me

He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.
Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!
by The-smarter-sibling54425 April 14, 2019
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