Droopy Mouth Syndrome

Droopy Mouth Syndrome aka (DMS) is a condition that affects individuals when they're in the presence of a woman who embodies the ' 3B's' (Beauty, Brains and Body). Her presence causes somatical impairement which causes pangs, penury, tretfullness and fidgety jitters. Curmudgeons who pitch for the beef industry are significantly affected. Physiotherapy and Psychotherapy are the only treatments that can help repair damage, reduce stiffness and pain, increase mobility and improve their qual;ity of life and help the person change and overcome their morbid jealousy.

The symptoms of Droopy Mouth Syndrome:
-Drooping of one side of the face
-Numbness & tinglimng
-Pain & discomfort
-Muscle twitching, cramps & twitching
-Popping sound of jaw when attempting to close the mouth
-unusual facial expression
-Blank stare
-Decreased appetite
-Difficulty standing, abnormal gait
-Headache
-Constipation, distended stomach
-Anxiety, confusion & excessive sweating

Example:
Jiro: "WTF is wrong with Sullen, she looks she's had a bitter pill?"
MC: "IDK, she's been like that as soon Hailey walked in"
Jiro: "Oh, look, it's not just her, look at the other women over there, they look like stunned mullets as well"
MC: "Shit, that fishy smell must be coming from their end"

by Ball tamperer May 17, 2018

FSB Syndrome

Fatal Sperm Backup Syndrome

"Allan hasn't gotten laid in a month and is starting to go crazy."

"Yeah, I think he's got FSB Syndrome."

by lksolid May 18, 2018

Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018

McGowan Syndrome

A disorder that enlarges your gums and gives you and may give you uncontrollable urges to do the following: Continually go to Greasy Grove in Fortnite, Unable to purchase bed frames, Go Skimboarding with Coley and James along with other symptoms. If you or a friend is exhibiting these symptoms, go and see a doctor right away.

His gums are huge because he has McGowan syndrome!

by McGowan Syndrome Care Center May 22, 2018

EYEBALL SYNDROME

when you close your eyes and your eyeball starts tingly keeping you awake

james has eyeball syndrome he cannot sleep

by froboi65 May 23, 2018

Happilyeverafter syndrome

This is when things have been going wrong throughout your life and nearly nothing good has happened to you. It doesn’t mean you’re a princess or something like that. But in the end something good will finally happen likenin most fairly tales. A happily ever after.

Jim: “everything just goes wrong in my life.”
Sam: “Aw poor jimmy must have a case of happilyeverafter syndrome.”

by Lilisims98 May 24, 2018

Jbano syndrome

A syndrome of a consumerism-driven "just buy a new one" lifestyle. A major causation factor of the National Debt, instances of this horridly-wasteful debacle can often be solved with as little as a few minutes of simple cleaning/repair-work, or a far-less-expensive used item can be procured. Long live thrift stores!

Jbano syndrome also has a kissing-cousin disorder known as Jbao ("Just buy another one") syndrome, which similarly involves needlessly purchasing one or more additional items, but for an even more pathetically-lame reason --- where the former unwise practice results from an item's being presently unusable due to actual damage, wear, soiling, or malfunction, Jbao syndrome stems from the original item's merely being presently inaccessible, such as from falling into a crack in the floor or behind a piece of furniture, being dropped into shallow water, getting lodged in a tall tree or on the roof of a house, etc. If the item were simply retrieved, it would be immediately usable again, without any cleaning or repair necessary. In some extreme cases, the item in question may not even be out of easy reach, but instead simply requires a slight upgrade or normal routine-maintenance, such as a circular-saw's needing a sharper blade, a lawn mower's needing a new spark plug, etc., not having a whole new appliance purchased.

by QuacksO May 24, 2018