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Shave Pussy

Pronounced: shave•puh•see

(Verb): The act of shaving or trimming a cat’s facial fur, typically the whiskers or the fur as a form of grooming or aesthetic modification. While whiskers are important for a cat's sensory perception, this term refers to an unconventional and often controversial grooming practice where the cat's natural facial fur is altered for personal or cosmetic reasons.

The term “shave pussy” is meant to describe the process in a playful, lighthearted way, but should be used with caution, as removing or trimming whiskers can impact a cat’s ability to navigate its environment.
1. "I was experimenting with some new cat grooming techniques today. I shaved my pussy tinkerbell—just a tiny trim around her cheeks. She looks so much neater now!"

2. "I wouldn’t recommend it, but my friend went overboard and did a full shave pussy on his cat. It was honestly kind of bizarre, but the cat didn't seem to mind."

3. "Be careful when shaving pussies, you don’t want to mess with their whiskers too much! It’s risky, but some owners like to try it for a cleaner look."

Note: Always be cautious with pet grooming cats rely heavily on their whiskers for spatial awareness and balance, so altering them can potentially confuse or disorient the animal
by EMD F59PHI January 14, 2025
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Mouse Pussy

"Damn I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"
by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019
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Hammer Pussy

A curled up arthritic vagina that needs a hooked dick to get off.
“I hope you’re Captain Hook, because Alex got that hammer pussy.”
by ChronicPoet July 26, 2025
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fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon
" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"
by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021
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buffer pussy

Female sexual partner used to distance ones self emotionally from ones ex's vagina before then sleeping with said ex.
Vanessa needs that buffer pussy before sleeping with her ex over Christmas break.
by Vnastysoultrain December 4, 2016
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Pussy Mechanic

A board certified medical doctor who is a gynaecology (or in some other cases obstetrics) specialist.

Considering a gynaecologist looks at a female reproductive system for a living and fixes that specific organ systems issues, he is basically a mechanic for pussies
Woman: My vagina hurts, I'm not sure whats wrong
Man: Go to the Pussy Mechanic then
by xx_cunnyraper_xx February 18, 2024
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Pussy Kicker

Someone who doesn't want sex, or is pushing sex away.
Dave: Damn, why don't I get any bitches?
Daniel: Maybe because you call women bitches? It makes you a pussy kicker.
by BennyVegas April 17, 2020
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