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face slacking

Spending all your time on facebook when you should be doing something else of much greater importance.
Jennie- Man, I have two hours to write this 1,000 word essay for my psychology class. I could have done it last night, but I was totally face slacking.
Adri-...shitty
by Pinkspi January 18, 2009
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Macking Face Heavy

To make out with someone extremely hard, so much so that it's like you're eating each other's faces. You can add a comma before heavy just to add extra emphasis, maybe change your tone for it, too.
Yeah man I was walking to class and there was this hallway couple macking face heavy.
by RattHead April 20, 2025
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Harmon Face Values

an American chain of stores on the east coast that mainly sold healthcare and beauty supplies at a discounted price.
On September 29, 2017, Bed Bath & Beyond experimented with a new store format called "Face Values & Beyond", a mix of a Bed Bath & Beyond store and a Harmon Face Values store. However, it closed in 2022
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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Face Rapist

A term used by shop workers. Facing means to move stock to the front and have the front label facing forward to look perfect. Something us shop workers do all day. A face rapist is someone (often a customer) who will come along and ruin your hard work by taking an item and making your facing look awful.
Customer: *Picks up item off shelf*
Worker: WTF ARE YOU DOING TAKING THAT!!!!! I JUST FACED THAT AND IT LOOKED PERFECT UNTIL YOU RUINED IT YOU FACE RAPIST!!!!!
by LordJenal March 30, 2024
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Torta face

'Torta face' is a term that originates from Hispanic communities in the United States. It describes someone with the following features:

1.) a tall, narrow, pointy forehead

2.) a long face, which may also be wide, with high cheekbones

3.) a long, pointy chin

This combination of features gives someone a distinctly oval-shaped face. It resembles the pointed oval shape of a torta sandwich bun.

Examples of torta faces would include Jennifer Lopez, the Disney character Pocahontas, supermodel Riyo Mori, or the pornstar Asa Akira.

Although anyone can have a torta face, it seems to be especially common in women with Native American ancestry, which includes a lot of Latin American women.

It's also extremely common in women from Eastern Asian countries like Japan, China, Vietnam, etc. It's seen in Oceanic countries like Fiji, as well.

This isn't to be confused with the Spanish insults, 'torta' and 'cara de torta', which refer to an overweight or obese woman, whose body and face are shaped like a torta *pie* rather than a torta *sandwich*.

You see, 'torta face' isn't an insult. It's more akin to a neutral nickname, and doesn't refer to a fat woman.
Dude, that girl over there with the torta face. What is her name???
by Worldwide Scholar 411 December 17, 2024
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Sit on a face day

Today, Thanksgiving, is the only day in November a guy can nut, so why not enjoy it by getting your face sat on?
Eric: I’m heading out
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to
by A.Kur November 23, 2023
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Beat Your Face

Expression used by Drill Sergeants to order a subordinate to do push-ups.
by Formerarmyguy February 19, 2021
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