Dogs vs Cats

Why do people argue over this??

Cats. Are. Just. Better.

Everyone shouts at each other when asked dogs vs cats, but at least we can unite over common hatred over people people!

by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024

designer dog guilt

Someone who pays a breeder for a particular type of dog may do so seeking certain characteristics common to that breed, that may not be found taking chances with a shelter dog which often is no less loving, and in need of a home, resulting in feelings of designer dog guilt.

No kill shelter or not, your spent $3,000 on a dog when countless adorable animals in shelters, available for free no less, need a forever home? What's wrong with you?!!! Don't you have any designer dog guilt?

by ribick September 17, 2023

Swoft Dog

Doesn’t have time for anyone as he is too busy looking for someone to give them ‘both barrels’ (jizz)

Paul didn’t have time for Garrry as he was looking for Ali to Swoft Dog him

by Cherry Red July 26, 2022

Dogging

This when proper wrong-uns drive their camper vans to secluded car parks with the intention of rutting with strangers

Shane: Lindsay, shall we park in this secluded car park that definitely isn't used for dogging?

by Jimbo85 November 30, 2024

Dogging the boys

Dogging the boys (vrb)

An action taken place on a frequent basis where the boys (aka priorities) are put in second to a new lady friend.

Ffs nick mate, it’s saturday, u can’t be ‘dogging the boys’

Yea i’ll See you guys later ay
He’s lying he’s gonna dog the boys

by Dmace September 3, 2019

Wrinkleface dog

A dog with a puckered face that always looks concerned due to the breeds it's mixed with, or a dog that's a Sharpei or Pug. They always look concerned, and it's the cutest thing ever!

My dog is a wrinkleface dog. He's so cute!!!

by Failurebitch May 16, 2025

Corn dog

Noun. Generally refers to a hot dog with foreskin; i.e., an uncircumcised hot dog, if you will.

Mariah: If you have a corn dog, I'm not sucking your dick.
Edgar: Oh, don't worry hot stuff, I don't have a corn dog but rather just a little shriveled up prick since I'm on a hit of crank. No corn dog, just a little fuckin' smokey!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025