Dog

an animal that always wants attention and will put their butthole on you no matter what you say
a man's best friend

fluffy
soft
mean
pee and poo on the floor

my dog likes to sit in the window and stare into the soul of a poor person
my dog will eat me when I die

by wertyuioasdfghjkzxcvbnm,qwerty June 16, 2021

Dog

An unattractive woman, not necessarily by appearance. Can include a women who has a poor attitude or bad personality.

Sharon never has anything positive to say. She's a total dog.

by NightCrawlerNigel June 19, 2021

Dog

A measurement of 2.5 feet or 30 inches.

That couch is 3 dogs long.

by Mathamumuffins June 21, 2021

What's above dog?

The alternate of "What's Underdog?"

Manasi: "What's above dog?"
Andy: "Not much."

by Bananandy June 22, 2021

cats or dogs

a way of asking if your friend is gay or not

Kyle: Cats or dogs
Ash: dogs?
Kyle: ofc homo /j

by uhidkiggggg June 22, 2021

Dog slag

When a dog will take cuddles from anyone

He’s a Dog Slag as he likes his cuddles

by HappyHelpful June 26, 2021

Triple Double Dog Cockspin

The Triple Double Dog Cockspin is when you triple dog dare a girl to rip the skin off of your dick by hopping into it and double spinning as fast as possible.

She hit me with the Triple Double Dog Cockspin last night.

by ewr_gaming June 27, 2021