Yoda Balls

Balls that are REALLY shriveled up

After 2 hours in the pool, I got yoda balls.

by EliteNoob January 24, 2020

monkeys balls

i be dragging these big booty balls on the floor.

i think my dog suffers for monkeys balls.

by malcom dick August 30, 2023

Cock and ball torture

The fact you where looking for this is just gay and sad

Im so depressed that i enjoyed cock and ball torture

by TheUncleThatTouchedYou December 3, 2020

Sexting blue Balls (SBB)

When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.

Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"

then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"

"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"

"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :

Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"

by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017

cock ball

retard speech, something that is said by brainless autists in order to always say something

Tim keeps saying “cock ball” I think he has brain damage..

by Lampstew December 27, 2021

Lucille Balling

1: When you're at a party or club and you are balling so hard you gotta rock your 'do with a bandana like the late Lucille.

2: Any sex act that while performing involves the addition of using a bandana or handkerchief to wrap and tie the balls from below and over the top of the shaft with the ears off the bandana up in the fashion of how Lucille Ball used to wear hers.

Doggystyle is always better while Lucille Balling.

by RevelAndDance June 4, 2023

Spaghetti balls

When a man dips his balls in spaghetti sauce and gets his lover to lick it off

“My bf wanted me to try his spaghetti balls”

by Runkle the arse sniffer October 24, 2020