Zack

A boy who is sweet but desperate at times. A Zack tends to be immature and wants to fit with the crowd. A Zack has trouble finding girls because of lack of intelligence and his face.

Heyyyy you’re acting like Zack right now

by dehydratedgorilla November 21, 2023

Zack

A dude with a micropenis and parental problems of an extreme level. Works out everyday just to try and have bigger tits than his ex. Likes to chat shit, but hates people who chat shit.

Has the greasiest hair known to man and smells like the underside of a hot garbage can because he’s clearly never heard of body wash.

“Hey is that Zack?”
“Yeah, I smelled him before I saw him.”

by Obamascummyslutty November 28, 2023

zackcrushing

Like will literally marry her before the first date kinda crush.

She’s so beautiful, I’m like zackcrushing this chick, bro!

by anonymous December 4, 2023

Zack McCurrie

The largest, most dense object in the known universe more commonly known to it's discoverers as Zack McCurrie. It has a gravitational pull 10x the average black hole's and is thought to be the centre of the universe, the thing that binds all galaxies, nebulas and lone planets to have ever existed in an eternal swirl of all matter.

Holy sh*t that's Zack McCurrie, I didn't even know it was real!

by Dongnut February 10, 2024

Zack

A gay ass Guatemalan nigga

Person 1: I think I like him
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That gay ass Guatemalan nigga Zack

by Hamoshy Forchstrongson March 8, 2024

zack

a beg that never washes his hair and gets a new girl every week

zack can die he’s a cunt

by rahthatsmad March 9, 2024

Zack

A type of british bloke from the home of Shropshire, West Midlands.
Supports the EDL, craves dark fruits, and has a strange addiction for having his arse eaten outside Tesco's.
Loves a car meet, but will sell his bumhole photos for 50p.
He also has a tendency of losing his only 4 teeth he has remaining, after losing them from scranning arse too much, getting angry, and smacking himself with a Television remote.

Nicknames:

Zac

Arse muncher

Toothless

Bellend

Dakey - "stop being a zack ye fuckin weirdo."

Harvey - "eat my ass."

Zack - "u fockin wot bro, talkin shit?"

by daklaaa March 20, 2024