Amelia

Very short, irritating and overconfident in herself. Her voice is very annoying and squeaky and if you’re not in love with K-pop stars then obviously she now needs to insult everything about you.
Has never had a boyfriend but thinks she knows everything about having a boyfriend and must belittle you when you have a petty argument with somebody.
She’s also 5’1 and makes it her entire personality because she can’t reach the top shelf of the fridge.
“Amelia shut the fuck up
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Andrew

A guy with a broken penis, coated with cheese, so much so that it leaks out and produces a horrible smell.
Andrew smells bad
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Zack

A dude with a micropenis and parental problems of an extreme level. Works out everyday just to try and have bigger tits than his ex. Likes to chat shit, but hates people who chat shit.

Has the greasiest hair known to man and smells like the underside of a hot garbage can because he’s clearly never heard of body wash.
Hey is that Zack?”
Yeah, I smelled him before I saw him.”
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Liam

A guy with a tremendous penis. Fantastic. Amazing.
Liam has an Excellent dick. Massive.
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