Nice guy but can be very bipolar and is a real horny fuck. Generally has a small thick dick and scares off all the girls when he whips out his chode. But gets worse as you make your way down to his hairy asshole that can be used as a jungle inhabitant for all animals.
1.) Hey how was the night with Zachary!?
2.) All was going well till he wipped out his 2 inch code and don’t even get me started on his behind, thought I was about to fuck a gorilla...
2.) All was going well till he wipped out his 2 inch code and don’t even get me started on his behind, thought I was about to fuck a gorilla...
by Garrybarry April 23, 2019
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by vujic November 25, 2010
Get the zach mug.A crazy prick who always gets in your way. Who always lies and cheats on you the first second he can. He loves being a total asshole and enjoys sucking on cocks.
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Get the Zach mug.The biggest queer you will ever meet. He likes to play head games with girls & lie. He'll make you really mad & then make you somehow forget it. He's a useless guy.
Zachary is my ex-boyfriend.
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Get the Zach mug.This random ginger kid who came to math class with a hickey once. He likes it when people tickle his knee. His favorite color is purple. He likes to think he's smart...but he's actually kind of cocky.
by theonewhoknowszach October 21, 2010
Get the Zachary mug.Zacharaiah says: Hey Kayla can I borrow my boyfriend?
Kayla says: Do you need to be alone with him?
Zacharaiah says: Of course, you know how we do!
Kayla says: Do you need to be alone with him?
Zacharaiah says: Of course, you know how we do!
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